I'm pretty real with my life except location and name, of course. I did mention once that I grew up in St. Louis but that's it. I tend to talk incessantly about my hair which is beginning to thin. I am letting it grow and slicking it back like Gordon Gekko because I got some hair gel in my stocking for Christmas. I used to look like James Caan but unfortunately, I now look more like a fat version of Klaus Meine without the money or the chicks. Now that's real, baby!