Haha...Shattered Sanity, your are Insanely Genius for this post!!! And I'm "Toe-Tally Loving this Post !!!
Being my "alter-ego size" where I'm the 2"tall man (I'm actually 3" if you want to measure), but as you can imagine I see a LOT of TOES!! Lol!! I never knew just how many others adore such "Feetures" as well! And Oh, the power a woman wields over a man with her Lovely Bare Painted Toes in Flip Flops or Sandals! OK, I know I've probably indulged a bit much, so "Thanks" for your Random Silly Post that allows such expression!
BTW, which set of Toes should he choose!? *hehe*