With ⅔’s of America’s millennials posting naked selfies online, I think that it is time for a federal law requiring every citizen to do the same and to provide their full name, address, phone number(s), sexual orientation/identification, relationship status, and CV’s (including university semesters GPA’s). Any aliases used on listed websites must also be disclosed.

All of this information will be stored on a Dept of Homeland Security server.

This would force everyone to keep it real or be outed.