My gp has been bugging me to get my eyes checked, my boobs checked, my bones checked, my butt checked - i keep putting him off. Finally i sat down last week to make appointments.

I started with the easiest one. It said, high call volume, try online. I tried online. I used to be a computer programmer, but i couldnt figure out htf to request an appointment online! That was it, i was done!!!

The next day, i tried again, bing bang boom, im all scheduled up. I surprised myself! But - if we gotta take all the blame, hey, we also get all the credit