Tell everyone why you are so glamorous and just gush about yourself.

I'm so glamorous because I can draw cartoons that make people laugh.
I can also mimic pretty much any form of behavior and and act like a complete wack job in public.
I can eat peanut butter on a pickle and play through Metroid on one life with just three energy tanks.
I can drive a Chevette like a race car with one hand.
I can change an exhaust gasket on a Slant 6 engine with no help.
I can tear down and rebuild almost any game console.
I can paint an RC car with Sharpies and make it look good.
I can do other things too but, I want to know what everyone else can do. So, why are you glamorous?