Dear BD

Thanks for responding to my save-the-date email. Yes, I ‘may’ wear a dress, but it won’t be white. Yu know black is one of my favorite colors... so all my recent shrinkers willl be there. I think I’ll disperse you among the tables with my blessing to tell the truth about how we met. I’m sure that will make it an early evening for my FOO. Please, also feel free to explain that it is because of our hard work, yours and mine (plus two more), that made the ocassion possible. They will probably be doing mental math in their heads as to how much of their money went to you. So please, definitely dress to the nines or at least like a high-class call girl. You know me, I still like to mess with them.