I can punch a wall and not break my hand.
I can climb mountains by myself and make it out alive.
I can coach basketball having never played the game.
I can stay up all night to get lucky.
I can sing any 80s song on command.
I can tie my shoe while standing on one leg.
I am good with dogs, cats, Legos, and women, often simultaneously.
I once played golf with Geddy Lee.
I make the best grilled ham and Swiss on the planet.