Nope. I love all sex-talk. I love long sex-conversation. I don’t click with non-verbal sex partners.

Person A-through-Z, everything goes. Come to think of it, I guess that I always let that preference be known far before coitus; before making out, even. Or, maybe, during making out? Before nakedness?

Do youngsters still say “making out”?

My 60-year-old girlfriend has abs. She’s going to live to be 100. I’m may be dying before Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day makes me anxious. I’m okay with the $500 flower arrangement. I’m cool with the $500 chocolates. I can do the crappy-but-lovable home-made greeting card. But there must also be a gift... and that triggers my anxiety. I hate and loathe lingerie. Something leather. A new bit? What to give to your BDSM partner who has everything? A gift certificate for a long and elaborate shibari session followed by suspension and degradation?

I am so off-topic.

Final answer: no.