I’m so glamorous because I’ve performed on an international stage in a very well known theatre.

I’m so glamorous because I was interviewed multiple times on different radio stations while playing Sandy in our own rendition of Grease.

I’m so glamorous because I can sing along to 90% of the songs on the radio or blasting from someone’s car.

I’m so glamorous because I sing and dance to store music like nobody’s watching (which is when my daughter pretends to not know me)

I’m so glamorous because I can eat like a horse and not gain an ounce.

I’m so glamorous because I can drink and eat most people double my size under the table.

I’m so glamorous because I have an alien liver, never had a hangover. Unless being hungry like a pregnant lady counts [emoji848]

I’m so glamorous because I can burp the alphabet in one go.