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Originally Posted by Trippin2.0
I知 so glamorous because I致e performed on an international stage in a very well known theatre.
I知 so glamorous because I was interviewed multiple times on different radio stations while playing Sandy in our own rendition of Grease.
I知 so glamorous because I can sing along to 90% of the songs on the radio or blasting from someone痴 car.
I知 so glamorous because I sing and dance to store music like nobody痴 watching (which is when my daughter pretends to not know me)
I知 so glamorous because I can eat like a horse and not gain an ounce.
I知 so glamorous because I can drink and eat most people double my size under the table.
I知 so glamorous because I have an alien liver, never had a hangover. Unless being hungry like a pregnant lady counts [emoji848]
I知 so glamorous because I can burp the alphabet in one go.
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You sound really cool.
I'm so glamorous because I can raise or lower my body temperature just by focusing my mind on it.
I'm so glamorous because I can slow down my heart beat when totally relaxed.
I'm so glamorous because I can consume lots and lots of alcohol without getting severely drunk.
I'm so glamorous because I can use paper clips in place of carburator linkage for at least one engine start.
I'm so glamorous because I can teach myself to like foods that I can't stand the taste of after just a few meals.
I'm so glamorous because I learned how to be able to tickle myself.
I'm so glamorous because I can take apart a Rubix Cube and put it back together solved and fool people into thinking that I did it the right way.
I'm so glamorous because I can disassemble a Triple Changer Transformer, store all of the pieces for a month then, figure out how to put it all back together again.
I'm so glamorous because I can win in battle/strategy games and RPG's by leveling up to the point that no one is a match for me or by just being really cunning and finding a way to beat my opponent.
I'm so glamorous because I can relate to fictional characters and their attitudes to help to get me through tough times.