You sound really cool.

I'm so glamorous because I can raise or lower my body temperature just by focusing my mind on it.

I'm so glamorous because I can slow down my heart beat when totally relaxed.

I'm so glamorous because I can consume lots and lots of alcohol without getting severely drunk.

I'm so glamorous because I can use paper clips in place of carburator linkage for at least one engine start.

I'm so glamorous because I can teach myself to like foods that I can't stand the taste of after just a few meals.

I'm so glamorous because I learned how to be able to tickle myself.

I'm so glamorous because I can take apart a Rubix Cube and put it back together solved and fool people into thinking that I did it the right way.

I'm so glamorous because I can disassemble a Triple Changer Transformer, store all of the pieces for a month then, figure out how to put it all back together again.

I'm so glamorous because I can win in battle/strategy games and RPG's by leveling up to the point that no one is a match for me or by just being really cunning and finding a way to beat my opponent.

I'm so glamorous because I can relate to fictional characters and their attitudes to help to get me through tough times.