(I posted this in OCD, but)

I am in tears because my impulses tell me that I need some animated star badges.

see their's this kids tv show, who give out badges to the kids for being "A star", and on the badge their is an animated picture of a star

I need them for myself, so I can hide them away in a cupboard an also use one to wear

and I need them because at school, I never got a star badge and I never got any certificates or nothing like that, so now naturally I need lots of them, one for each month of my life

I want to be a " star", and have the badges to prove it

yesterday I tried to search for an address to write to a producer or the presenter, but I couldn't find one

plus if I did, what would I say?

I don't have kids, and I don't work with kids, but please send 500 star badges anyway, because if you don't I'll just sit here and break down

urg