I'm so glamorous:

I wore pajama pants everywhere I went for 2 weeks.
I haven't colored my hair in 4 months so I'm bleached blonde with massive brown roots (was pink)
I didn't shower for 2 weeks once and probably would have gone longer if my legs weren't furry.
I lost my 2 nice pairs of glasses so I'm wearing the ugliest pair ever and I haven't even bothered to look for the other pairs.
I've worn make up once since I was hospitalized in September.

Alright so I'm not really glamorous, but I'm okay with that.