Dear Info,

Now you know how angry I am at you. Especially over my recent discovery.

Dear No. 3,

Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have broken my silence, but you know, I got almost no sleep because of nightmares about you that obviously stem from your unethical behavior last fall. And since you always told me to share my pain when I was seeing you, well, I shared it after tossing and turning for several hours.

Somehow I managed not to call either of you names or say anything too insulting.

ATAT