She has an almost-teenager who believes in Elf on a Shelf and has like six of them, for whom she takes care of the communication. Definitely a well-adjusted family.

Also, assuming some sort of loving Rockwellian thing about a mother baking a cake for her kids is kind of sexist.

May I suggest buying her this for St. Patrick’s Day?

And what does she wear for Presidents’ Day? A powdered wig?