And just like that, I’m not. My friend said I better not leave the marital home for money reasons, she’s right. Then she cheered me up talking about taking her mother to see the new 50 Shades movie. Then she reminded me how I never leave him and always go through this hell, and how she wants us to come down and buy her lunch. So that’s the plan today, one big, dysfunctional family.

My h gets along with my gf’s. He can be one of the girls. Yet he’s straight. He even likes to take me shopping. If only I didn’t suffer this hellish struggle over the sex...he’’s perfect.