Dear LT,
Whee! I'm on vacation having a fabulous time not having to deal with you or my other clients. I wish I hadn't told you I'd be checking e-mail while I was away, but hopefully, after my "intrusive" comment regarding your texts, you'll have enough sense not to e-mail me while I'm gone. You seemed sufficiently shamed when I said it. But you completely mystify me, and seem extremely needy and way too attached, so who knows if you'd pick up on my subtle hints?
--T