My mother is a trigger but I can't avoid her because 1) she is alive, 2) she likes to call me every day to bust my balls about something, and 3) if I don't call, she'll bust my balls about that. She'd bust the balls off a brass monkey.

I'm 52 and I'm still talking about my mother......what a loser.

The moral - some things we can't avoid and we just have to figure out how to deal with them. My solution has been to grow my hair below my ears so my mother comments on it every time she sees me. Haha! I win again!