Jeeziz...feels like 4 months...excuse me for miscalculating. Whatever. Does it matter anyway? The point is I never have sex and haven't in a looooooong time. Isn't 2, 4, 6 months along *** time to not have sex with your husband?

This ain't even about my one night stand either...that was like 3 months ago or some %#@&#!. Long lost and forgotten ya know.