That was your first mistake.

Does any of us post on FB that we have a drinking problem, or that our kid got arrested for carjacking?

Does anyone show pictures of the black eye their spouse gave them in a domestic dispute, or a movie of their beating a child?

What about mentioning being excited about the new job but never mentioning having been fired from the previous one more than a year ago?

Facebook is a billboard of narcissism. Everyone shouts "Look at me! Look at me! I'm so happy I could just scream!"

Facebook is like a swimsuit. It shows what you want it to show, but it keeps all your shame under wraps.