There are these Indian people down the hallway who cook curry dishes all the time and they open their apartment door "for fresh air". Well, that gets in the hallway. Then their kids sometimes eat their curry dishes in the hallway, and they run up and down for the hell of it. Then they yank on people's door handles because they think it's funny. So everything smells like curry and sounds like a herd of wildebeests.

I don't know why or how the hell these kids are up at 11pm. They're like 7 or 8. I think they're homeschooled.

But yeah, you can figure how well I sleep.