I'm actually chuckling about this now. That, first you broke me of saying "I love you" back in September, and now you've broken me of emailing you. Well done, Ms. Professional. Well done! You helped me a lot with your pretending to be whatever, when I needed it so badly, and I am grateful, I am, and not angry anymore. It all served a purpose, all of it.

You're still probably fired, though. Because I get the feeling you're done with me anyway. The whole "relationship" stuff just feels so fake, now, that I don't want it anymore.

I'm more interested in my real life now.