For those of you who haven't had the pleasure to correspond with your humble servant, let me introduce myself.

My career has had up and downs, round and round, fast and slow, etc.
Until now. Now I'm a person weight. Almost a pillar of society.

I've have been appointed The Vice Minister of Non-Important Matters.

Since my appointment, I have my eye on the Ministry, but that will make a Minister, someone important and I'm really not. So you can call me Vice Minister, or Vice for short.

Thank you in advance for your reiterated patronage.

I remain, Truly Yours,

Vice.