Well... I don't know if I actually know German well enough to write a game in it. I've just spent a few minutes trying to figure out a way to say "How did you end up here?" ...The two key problems are "end up" (perhaps unsurprisingly), and "here". The explanation for the last one is that in German there isn't just a simple "here" - "hier", but there are forms in common usage that have mostly gone extinct in English, like hither and hence... And no, I can't translate those into German off the top of my head. Partly because I'm not sure if it doesn't depend on the verb with which you use them... Oh, well.