Haha I actually laughed at the part you wrote about his saturated fat content. I do worry about my gastrointestinal distress

He was absolutely ghastly, he said he had no “empathy” for me, but only after I’d lined his fat wallet.

He had said I could “do anything I like in therapy” and he would “analyse” it..

I didn’t freakin do anything “wrong” - except not give him enough “supply”