This is not related, but you made me remember one time I went to jail wearing a T shirt that wrote: I'M GOING KNOCKING FUTS!.
Everybody smiled. I made people happy and was rewarded in return.
I got an almost new mattress in between the bunk beds (not under, like my next to me cell mates.) And a full towel. (they split them in two.)
Shared hidden food with the custodians, and they changed the TV to Spanish. Not that I wanted it. But it was a good gesture.
BTW innocent people go to jail too. "You can beat the wrap, but you can't beat the ride." Cops always say. Thank you for the memories.