I'm sorry others of you have gone through this too. It really sucks

I can't go around doing things like driving off, leaving my debit card in the ATM machine. I'm already constantly losing my cell phone and car keys. I do have a place I usually put them, but if something happens, say I'm coming home and the mail is outside, I will take the mail in, and then I'm apt to lose my keys. One time, I threw them in the trash with the junk mail. Another time, I lost my cell phone and couldn't find it in forever despite the fact that I was sure it was in my car or at home somewhere. I tried calling it and didn't here a thing all over the house. Later that day, I found my cell phone...in the refrigerator! I have no idea how or why I put it there.