How does one become a neuroscientist?

I just read a news blip amount a neuroscientist who developed mental illnesses because she had 20 tumors in her brain.

She boldly states that mental illnesses are brain ‘diseases.’ It’s these diseases that we should treat like any other disease if we’re to accept the likelihood of the brain disease model.

I’m sure that I could get fast-tracked because I was a professional student and I have thousands upon thousands of esoteric semester hours that would satisfy the criteria for another PhD program.

Maybe in the next decade, or within the next century, ‘brain diseases’ can be repaired by surgical means.

So, I guess I’ll start a gofundme to startup this neuroscientist program.

Oh, I need to see which university to attend first? Quite Right.