Dear Blondie —

I am in utter and total awe of how Machiavellian you can be — your advice on how I should handle home + work situations has left me with ummm.....a great deal of respect for how your mind functions?

I thought I was a shark but now I feel like a 3 year old learning at the feet of the Master in how to deal with crap.

I suppose I should be thankful as well that you haven’t quite turned those powers against me?

Or, have you? And, I’d just never know?

- AY in awe