Sorry Shaped...I have been accused of being a lesbian before.
I am not the most feminine-looking thing in the world, I don't wear makeup or get my nails done and I can do things like run a rototiller and swing an ax and run a chainsaw. My husband is very lazy around the house, so it is me that mows the lawn, rakes the leaves, digs holes, etc. AND...I have very little use for men in general. NOT because I am gay, but to be truthful, MOST of the men in my life, in various capacities, have been disappointments. I have always been left to fend for myself. So, I therefore MUST be a lesbian.