I wasn’t in the states for MTV’s first broadcast, but...

...I’m watching some 1980’s music videos and, man, did girls have some big hair back then. I had sex with girls who had big hair.

Watching a Van Halen video is a poignant reminder that boys had big hair back then, too. I never had big hair.

I watched 116 videos from the 1980’s.

I think that the very best is The Boss’s “Dancin’ In The Dark.” Springsteen sings and moves as if he has the finest junk in the world.

And his hair isn’t big.

***maybe I’m just like my father***