Dear LT,
Of course I didn't love you, either romantically or platonically. It was all an act. You were my job, nothing more. And now I'm finally rid of you. Finally! I never thought the day would come. Wait, I shouldn't celebrate yet. You'll probably come crawling back, won't you? The second T messes up, which...should be any minute now. Oh, you have a session with him today? I'll be looking for your text at approximately 2:32.
MC