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I took my car to the shop, worried about a sudden pop and hissing noise we heard as we were driving down the highway, then we smelled a chemical smell. We were scared. What was that? Is the car going to break down?

The shop asked if it smelled like this or that. I said it smelled sort of like hairspray. Where did the sound come from? I said it seemed like it was behind us. He shriveled up his face and said he hadn’t heard of anything like that.

They thoroughly checked out the car and called me to come pick it up. When I got there, they said they found a can of glass cleaner that had blown under the driver’s seat.

No charge.