I apologise for
Spilling turbo shandy
I probably never got
Black sheep's job
Because they DID know
About my spell in Rehab
And going off rails for a whlie
But I grew up fast
After the hospital
What else could I have done.
If I hadn't become unwell
I wouldn't have stayed
Together with Fred
So glad he never
Got a hold of tiger
Who came to tea
And the law enforcers
Sorter it out
He did coincidentally
Drive past me an Awful lot
Sorry to his brother
It was unprofessional of me
To bring it up with you .
Shame less, you could
Have waited and told your brother
That he got same picture frame
You really upset her
New Africa punched lamp post
You were the most self centred
Out of all of us
You took a photo
And put your hand over me
And said it would have been
Perfect, if this was cut out
Right to my face. Brass neck.