I was out in night club
With my fiance of six years
I had a dress on
Showing no cleavage
And tights on my legs
As I was a bit self conscious
About being frumpy.
I can forgive you for the
Eggs incident online.
But calling me a slapper
Right in my ear
If I had told Fred
The moment after you said it
You might not be alive today
He would have murdered you
For calling me that.
I was devoted to Fred
I never cheated on him .