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Bishop: Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations. Most people have to pay for such a thing.

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Monty: So far I've made 15% of jack %#@&#!.

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Dean: Excuse me, sir. You forgot your change.
Redneck: No, that's for you, that's your tip.
Dean: Oh, no, no, no, I insist. You take it. You obviously need this more than I do.

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Monty: Okay, Mitch, you see what Dean just did there? Don't ever do that.

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Monty: Take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of salt.
Serena: Yeah and take anything that he gives you with a shot of penicillin.

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