T: I am so stupid! I just realized that when I walked in on Monday, and you made that comment about a word, it was because it was what i titled my previous e-mail the week before and you were re-reading it. ha! I thought it was such a fun word that I titled it to my e-mail this week, completely not realizing the word was MINE.

I. AM. AN. IDIOT.

Also: I should stop writing you e-mails while drinking. That is the main problem.