T,

I met the worst GP today.


Irrational me is saying that this is your fault. You and pdoc made me go after all.

Any chance for a hug after our month break?? Please???

T,

So, um, I'm really good at internet sleuthing. It's a long story. But I intentionally haven't internet stalked you. But I was surprised that your years in practice listed on your professional profile would mean you had to be a lot older than I thought you were. So I did the very basic level few minutes of googling. Nothing in depth. I just wanted to find out your age which is often listed on those lookup pages because it's a matter of public record. I was worried that your age would mean you might retire in the next few years.
Anyway, you know your home address and home phone number are listed online, right? And it's super easy to find. It took me less than 5 minutes and I was intentionally trying not to be invasive in my search.
I feel like that's something you should be aware of, but I don't want to admit to googling you. And I swear I wasn't trying to find it or to pry into your private life. But I somehow suspect that assuring you that if I really wanted to internet stalk you I could have found a lot more than that wouldn't reassure you.
Also, you're like a decade older than I thought you were, which I'm now worried about.