Voices. They'll be the death of us all. Unless...someone figured out everything one needs to know to make friends with them. Always angry? Critical? Make them sing "Row row row your boat" They won't like it-but they will sing it. If it takes all day, you make those voices sing. They might try to stop but don't you let them. Once they are stuck singing go ahead and laugh, you earned it. Teach them Happy Birthday. Does this mean you can make them say anything you want? You bet. They'll go away in a couple of weeks to a few months, but till then they are going to tell you how great you are, how they wish they could be you. You might even miss them when they go. Truth Voices are a rhythmic thumping in the brain that mimics critical or angry tone. Obsessing over it is not a choice. The obsession triggers the thumping and vice versa (this is just a crazy theory but it might work) If it helps pass it on