I am duly enlightened and once again, in awe of the senior Ms.ATAT all-around

As for being gauche, uhh....now that we know each other so well, I should perhaps tell you that my people eat with the right hand and well......wash you-know-what.....with their left? And, I do believe in the value of keeping close -- very close, really -- to my cultural heritage in such matters.

(Should we check to see how many posts it takes before any topic on the Couch comes back to unmentionable matters?)