FKM -- I feel this great urgency now to have you give me a list of everything I need in the kitchen, just so that I can simulate being an adult and possibly, at some point in the distant future, a civilized one as well (with the ultimate stamp of approval coming from ATAT's Mom).

(My current kitchen utensils consist of a very brightly colored set of 4 that I reluctantly bought from Target [thus increasing my total utensil count by 1000+%] + a couple of mismatched spoons and forks procured approximately 10+ years ago when......my mother visited [she.was.not.impressed]).