My work knew
You had me in a nervous wreck
I ran home
At lunchtime because
I was in a hurry
In the morning
And I thought
I might have left
The tap running
And that the basin
Might be overflowing
Onto the floor
And turns out
It was just dripping
But the it wasnt far off spilling over.
You would tell
Everyone that I had
An ulterior motive
And was jealous
Of you because I didn't
Earn enough to be on a joint mortgage.
My parents bought
All the kitchen appliances
So why would
I want to wreck it?