Mel Gibson made the phrase famous. But it's applicable.

I've been doing heavy yard job for a week now.
My gardening tools are all sharpened to the hilt. To the point that I fear my machete.
For the first time is inside the room I keep my knives.
Hard to get into the house, but not so hard to get into the garage.
Now I wonder about the pick ax, the aluminun bat, the hammers, the sissors, the hacksaw, even the shovels. All in the garage.
I thought of buying a shed. But is even more vulnerable.

In my 68 years, this has never happened, althought I had to use my gun once.

I'm I getting paranoid?.