I ate mince pies at nine in the morning
Thanks to airplane and windows.

We wound up the chief
On the train.
I had a new labretta top.
Molocking around town
I got a Gregs pasty.
I was still hungry
And ate the rest of
The curry pot noodle.
I bought pizza at night
And you moaned about
The room smelling
So I frizbeed it out the window.
You told coach
And he was fizzing
Because we were training
With the British Team.
And of course this was
Unacceptable at this level.