We all need a friend Like Sarah
And I explained
How she wouldn't let her
Best pal walk home alone
From her boyfriends
And that I couldn't get
A look in with them
Three is a crowd.
Then my nursery pal
Re entered the scene.
When I first started
Working at the seaside town
I got an interrogation
It wasn't just a
Getting to know you chitchat
I felt quite put upon
What's your friends surnames?
Where do they stay?
Are they related to...?
Oh my days