According to the tests here, I am close to off the charts depressed. I kind of knew that already, obviously, as I'm hoping for the next big event in my life to be death just so all the pain will be gone. I'm not sure how paying a stranger to allow you to lay back on his couch and tell them all your secrets would help, but just wondering what is a cheaper, more practical method to use to snap out of this. Been like this for the better part of 3 decades now and options are running out.