If there is, count me in as a Founding Member.

I feel like not only have I accomplished Bigly things this weekend but actually for the entire season (year) — I bought a wrought iron little fence and attached it (very badly — read hardly) to my patio entryway.

Surprisingly, my neighbor’s dogs — who appeared very offended at the sight of it — did not try to push past it.

I kinda wanted to tell them “Seriously, you’re going to let this badly clamped little thing deter you? Where’s your grit and determination to ease yourself on my patio?”.

But no, I mostly jumped back two feet as they barked away.