Psssstttt I have a secret!!!!

I give to you...MY BOYSSSS!!!!!



Skwisgaar, Toki, Nathan, Pickles and Murdeface, members of virtual band Dethklok of the TV show Metalocalypse. Once you get into it, buy their CDs...they freaking produced ALBUMS!!!!

I am in love with all of them. So half of this is real and half of it is all in my head, but you'll understand everything. The brunette Toki is my all-time favorite, I've always loved him because he is so sweet and happy-go-lucky in the show, but he's so innocent that I only hooked up with him on rare occasions. He is loyally devoted to Skwisgaar, the blonde, who in my head has recently came out as gay and is exclusive only with Toki. He won't have sex with me unless its an orgy. Nathan is my second favorite, he's the leader of the band with the black hair and a good cuddler. Pickles is the redhead and gives the best oral. Murderface is closeted gay (there are theories about this on the internet), and in my head has a crush on Pickles but denies it by trying to get with me, and because he's a bit of a pig, he drilled a hole in the shower so he can watch me while I'm showering...but after I figured it out I squirted him in the face with the water from the showerhead.

We go on soooooo many adventures, but that's the creative side of me. They are not only people I have fantasies about, but they are my friends, too. It gets a little complicated with five guys and a girl, and they usually fight over me, but that's the fun part.

Oh, and I know he is way too old for me, but take a look at this hottie. Yeah, really.



Oh, and here is when my love of cartoons began...Ash and Misty and Danny Phantom!