I’m sure I know plenty but they all seem to have slipped my mind! Someone I work with is always making awful puns/jokes out of various movie titles, which are definitely on a par with dad jokes! If I remember any I will share
In the meantime here’s a joke my mum taught me and my brother, we weren’t allowed to know the last part until we were 18, it was a bit of an anticlimax!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or penis?
Still no f*ing idea!!
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Tired of feeling lost, tired of letting go.
Tear the whole world down, tear the whole world down.
Tired of wasting breath, tired of nothing left.
Tear the whole world down, tear the whole world down.
Failure.
Failure - Breaking Benjamin