Maybe the trampoline
Was needing tightened
I just could not
Get the air
That the two
People on the other
Ones were getting.
Everyone panicked
When I landed in a heap,
The give on the trampoline
Ensured I didn't break my neck.

Another close shave was when,
I nearly lost a finger
Once, I jumped up
And there was a nail
Sticking out and went
Between my finger and celtic ring
And the ring snapped